The war is over!!! I don't have to deal with it anymore. After I deal with some of my enemies I can sit back and relax. That's about 2 lifetimes worth of work, so I should be done in about 6 years. The more I talk about my eventual freedom, the more I want to just kill my enemies. If I do that, I'll make an enemy out of Slender because he does the killing of Fears if there is any. That would be completely counter-productive. Of course I want to eventually kill them, but if I kill them now Slender will be pissed now; Slendy-Bitch is in his prime right now. I'd surely die trying to stop him. If you guys have another suggestion let me know, I'll consider commenting on your ridiculous comment. The few followers I have know to send messages via email, so they sent comments about the war the last time I was on this blog. Please send me more ridiculous suggestions on how to deal with MY life. One guy said I should fight the Fears in the Empty City (which I can't pass through without getting lost). Genius. I should fight the Fears where they meet. Fucking moron. How can people be so ignorant? Either learn to read or stop having your mother read these stories to you at the age of 34.
~Lord (Please do not take this seriously; I'm only writing as if I were the person being constantly annoyed by ridiculous comments that suggest that this is real, which I am. So please stop sending me messages about the war and my personal life.)
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