I won't be doing that silly signoff anymore. I feel like we're past you forgetting my name. The war is still going on. I guess the proxies don't want to quit. Anyway, I'd like to adress another issue with Newborn. My master wants me to stay with him for 10 years. I can't do that because Running is my best option at this point. After this war I am leaving Newborn's side and fighting against Fear influence. The only reason I obey him now is because it hurts big leader faggot Slender. I have a few other Towerborn with me on this one, so I'll be okay until they die off. It's hard to resist the influence of the Newborn when you're made with parts from him, but it is possible if you have some human parts left, more specifically the brain.
~Lord (joking about the signoff, and I hope you guys are still aware that this is FAKE. None of this ever happened. I keep getting comments about how the war's going. It's not going...)
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