Looks like I was wrong

More creepy emails, little prankster kids drawing symbols on the side of my house, and now I have a stalker. There's a creep outside my house right now, he looks like he's in his mid-50's. Don't know what he's planning, but my parents own a shotgun, and it's loaded with slugs, not shells. That'll make a pretty big hole. If you've been shot with a slug , you're probably dead, so you can't tell anybody how it felt. Aside from that, I'm doing fucking wonderful. Well, the phone's ringing, better go pick it up before my mother screams to me about safety.